Author: Robert Worley

Lying in a hospital bed in A&E, I was filled with terror and regret. After being rushed to hospital, struggling to breathe and weak from blood loss, I’d been diagnosed with a life threatening pulmonary embolism – a clot in my lung – which could kill me at any moment. I thought of my two… Continue reading I beat cancer but then nearly died after having £10k op to fix my flat bum – I could’ve left my girls without a mum

WHEN she was 12, Laura Hind-White made a decision that changed her life. What seemed like a banal act actually sparked a chain of increasingly extreme events including underage drinking, school expulsion and running away from home. “I was only 12 when I had sex for the first time, something that I find completely staggering… Continue reading I lost my virginity at 12 to impress pals but it cruelly backfired & sent me into dark spiral of casual sex & heartbreak

HER boyfriend’s manhood has been compared to dental floss by his Army mates and even mocked by his own mum.  But Penny Talbot has revealed what she really thinks about Jake Timms’ micro-penis – which measures in at just 2.9 (7.3cm) inches.  According to the “Am I Normal?” study, 5.16 inches (13.1cm) is the average… Continue reading My man has a 2.8 inch micro penis – his army mates compare it to dental floss but here’s how our sex life REALLY is

IT IS one of the most prestigious schools in the world – and one that is rumoured to be welcoming Prince George next September.  Marlborough College, the £59,000-a-year co-educational boarding school in Wiltshire, is reportedly Kate Middleton’s top choice – and as a former pupil I understand why.  The glossy prospectus shows Hogwarts-esque buildings, rolling… Continue reading I attended Kate’s £59k-a-year top pick school for George – it was wild with supermodels, drugs & boys howling at girls

SOME girls dream of being influencers, others of being vets, or lawyers. At the age of 14, Nequela Whittaker wanted to be the biggest drug dealer in South London. The ambition led to being targeted and recruited by a drug gang which then used her as a mule to traffic narcotics across the UK. “I… Continue reading I dealt heroin & crack at 14 for a county lines gang – I had no fear & only stopped after horror incident in a drug den

IT MAY not be a royal palace but Kate Middleton’s parents’ £4.7million countryside home is fit for a queen.  Carole and Michael Middleton bought the grade-II listed Georgian Bucklebury Manor in 2012 – and it boasts grand features including seven bedrooms, tennis courts and an outdoor swimming pool.  But the sprawling 18-acre estate is worlds… Continue reading How Carole Middleton went from tiny council home to £4.7m Bucklebury mansion via tower block flat in ‘UK’s ugliest town’

AS The Gruffalo emerges from the deep dark wood, I’m not sure who squeals with delight more, my son George, five, or my 65-year-old dad Kevin. Julia Donaldson’s adored character is the inspiration behind the star attraction at Chessington World of Adventures Resort, which last year bagged the coveted Britain’s best theme park gong. The… Continue reading Action-packed day at British theme park with The Gruffalo ride, animals and ice cream is perfect family day out

A HUNKY army veteran has revealed that he is proof that good things can come in small packages.  Jake Timms has bravely confessed to having a micro-penis – with his todger measuring in at just 2.9 inches. But the 36-year-old from Hereford proudly says his mini manhood is nothing to be embarrassed about (even if… Continue reading One VERY brave man reveals why he’s proud to have a micro penis & what the ladies really think about his 2.9 inch member

THE Traitors star Meryl Williams has revealed her plans to go under the knife for the third time – and is planning a second boob job.  The Scots star, 28, won the first series of the hit BBC1 psychological reality show in 2022. Now, she is planning a breast enlargement after previously having a breast… Continue reading I had my 32FFs reduced as I was sick of lugging them up stairs – now I’m using my Traitors cash to get a perky new set